Feeling Bloated? Feeling Chubby? Have big bones {big ribs}? I have a solution to these calamities. Temporary but has been tested.
Recipe:
1 Roll of Duct Tape
(preferrably grey but colored works as well)
1 Undesirable Body Part
Saran Wrap
Directions:
Lift clothing off of this terrible eye sore of your body. Take saran wrap and begin to cover this body part completely. Then take duct tape, suck in and cover this entire section with at least one layer. Cover with looser fit clothing and voi-la! You are 1-5 pounds thinner.
**Note: If you forget to put the saran wrap, you will become very sweaty underneath that duct tape.
Enjoy the thinner things in life!
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