Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Almost Flawless Method of Breaking Up.


Tried and Tested...


And it works!


You are in a relationship with someone, things are going sour. You hate breaking up with anyone, wishing you could take the easy route-out and let it fizzle, but it's not. Kate Hudson displayed some good tips on How to Loose a Guy in 10 Days, but allow me to shed some new light on this subject.


Hopefully this person is not in any medical condition that would be terribly affected by this method.



.... Easiest way would be to have them ask for it but if you need to mix it in their food or drink, then so be it.


Give them 4 Tylenol PM. You aren't suppose to exceed more than 8 in 24 hours and it is advised to only have 2 in one period of time but this is an emergency. It will take about 15 to 25 minutes to kick in. Wait until at least 30 minutes after they have consumed your method. Try not to crack a smile. Begin to tell this person its not working out and that you need space. They will be so tired and irritated by noise that they won't care much or remember it too well the next day.


Try it. Test it. Report back.

Good Luck.

1 comment:

  1. OMG that is horrible....

    I wish I had thought of it two months ago it would have been waaaaay easier!

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